I think the hardest part about being in love is knowing that, one day, one of us will have to watch the other one die.
What if you discovered an invasive species that seems drawn to electricity in your outlets, appliances, laptops and TVs and no one would listen?
Wow, okay, so that’s horrifying.
Oh, you know, and I guess Erica would be on that list too. Yeah it’d be better as a threesome.
So, when are you visiting?
For therapy I had to make images that would remind me that I could feel good about myself as I healed and I couldn’t think of a better icon than Sailor Moon. So I give you…Self-Positive Sailor Moon.
I LIKE THIS A LOT
THIS IS GENIUS.
I always love 90 min naps
20 minute naps are the best, excuse me.
I wonder if Hans Zimmer makes silly dance music in his spare time for fun with that fancy studio he has and releases it online under some unknown alias and nobody knows it’s Hans Zimmer because they would never guess Hans Zimmer would make donk
I now have a mighty desire for some Hans Zimmer produced donk.
I think you need some unbiased reviews.
Come on over, take a test drive for yourself
…..ca- can I come over too
Yeah. I won’t tell him everything. All of a sudden men just showing up at his door, “So Amie said we could test-drive your ass.”
No no … more like.
"Excuse me sir… are you Masa?
… Yes, see, your girlfriend has been claiming on the internet that your ass is the best ass. We’re the internet police, ass division, and we’re here to determine the veracity of these claims.
Now if you would kindly allow us to commence the examination.”